"Hey darlin'!"
"Ah, you tricked me into a little bit of hope this month. I thought just maybe... with those sore boobs and the spotting but no actual Flo...."
"It wasn't meant to be."
"I hate when people say that."
"Mmm-Hmmm."
"Hey....say, you're semi-mystical, right? A somewhat unpredictable monthly visitor who often seems like she's coming for days, and for days after you're gone leaves a calling card?"
"Sure am!"
"You gotta line on any storks that arn't busy?"
"Oh no! Dear me! Storks and Aunt Flos are like werewolves and vampires - natural enemies."
"Drat."
Next time you meet with Aunt Flo, bring your .22!
ReplyDeleteSorry about your BFN. :-(
(Hugs)
Love,
Maddy
Booo... I am so sorry :(
ReplyDeletein which I show off my Twilight knowledge:
ReplyDeleteSo AF must be the vampire in this comparison? Makes sense.. Think Rosalie in BD.
No wonder I was ALWAYS Team Jacob. :)
Your Cd1 posts are so funny- I wish I could be so light hearted on these days..I am usually on the bathroom floor crying! I am sorry AF keeps coming, she is a B%^CH!
ReplyDeleteHa! Great post. Sorry about CD1. I will keep on looking for that stork as well!
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