"Hellloooo dearie! Here I am, 26 days since my last visit!"
"Um...awkward... we've discussed it, and we'd really rather you don't visit. For the next while, anyhow. How would that be?"
"No promises, my dear."
"Well, we were hoping to at least see you 27 or 28 days since last visit."
"Oh, no, I seem to like coming every 26 days, don't I?"
"That you do. That you do. I was sort of hoping that since I was doing so much 'clean living' maybe you wouldn't show up this month."
"... hrm, what was that dearie? I wasn't caring about what you were saying. I'm not interested in your 'clean living', I'll come anyway. Want to go out for a drink or some coffee?"
"Well.... since you're here, I sort of do..."
"Ahem. Nothing. Let's go get us a glass of wine, dear."